This past week I have been noticing that the lineups have been getting worse. Intolerably worse.
I've always HATED communism, so standing in mindless, government-created queues actually nauseates me. It's not creeping anymore, it's here.
It's getting so bad, that I am tempted to break into my hoard of canned foods before the real crisis hits.
I have a theory.
While it could just be an anomaly, this is what I think is going on.
More people are waking up to the scam, and yes, it is a scam. The virus is real, but anyone who has been seriously paying attention should know by now that COVID-19 is more like the seasonal flu than Bubonic plague.
Shortly after the toilet paper craze, people hunkered down in their basements, under their kitchen tables, or in their closets. They would timidly venture out, maybe, once a week to buy groceries.
It doesn't take long before that routine gets real old. So in spite of what their Television news repeaters and terrified politicians tell them, they begin to feel the need to get out of the house, and they will use just about any excuse they can think of to do so.
Unfortunately, the knee-jerk political response has left many with the fear that, no matter what they do outside of the house, they run the risk of getting fined or arrested.
But there is one freedom their parents, I mean their rulers, still grants them.
The right to go shopping.
Good morning, fellow mushrooms.
Don't try to walk up those walls. You will only fall down.
You've been naughty. You still haven't learned, despite a mountain of evidence, that politicians are pathological liars, and the mainstream media enable and cover for them.
So this is what I want you to do this morning:
I want you to get a piece of lined paper and start writing out lines. (Lines! Get it?)
This is what I want you to write:
"The virus didn't do this, the government did."
Write this down 100 times.
Do this as soon as possible before you dream up another excuse to evade confinement for "essential" travel.
If you were born after 1990 click on the windows icon on your computer and select or type "notepad."
Notepad is the text editor that comes bundled with Windows.
Start typing, "The virus didn't do this, the government did." (carriage return)
Repeat it 100 times.
NO CHEATING! Use of ctrl-C and ctrl-V are not allowed.
At 6 p.m. or whenever your local news program comes on the air be sure to watch it.
Count the number of times the news repeater blames the economic catastrophe that is unfolding around us on COVID-19.
Then ask yourself if you still believe what the politicians and the media are telling you.
If you still do, then this is what I want you to do as soon as you wake up tomorrow:
Get a piece of lined paper and start writing out lines.
Three Words Politicians Never Say.
"I was wrong."